Category Archives: Satire

Culinary frigidity.

Suzanne Cope describes her long battle to overcome crippling dysfunction.  As often happens, she learned her hangups at an early age from her mother and grandmother.  They taught her that giving pleasure to someone, giving of herself, is degrading and shameful;  good … Continue reading

Posted in "The Writer", Frigidity, Miserliness, Satire, Ugly Feminists | 131 Comments

Not a SJW true believer.

Several readers have argued that the Stanford student who wrote the op-ed about being sexually assaulted is a SJW true believer who is sincerely crusading to have Yes Means Yes applied equally to women as it is to men.  I find this highly … Continue reading

Posted in Rape Culture, Satire, Social Justice Warriors, Yes Means Yes | 60 Comments

How to close the gender pay gap once and for all.

Closing the gender pay gap is a national priority, but due to misunderstanding the problem we have failed to fully close it.  The good news is we are already making great progress in this area, albeit largely by accident.  Even … Continue reading

Posted in Patriarchal Dividend, Satire | 483 Comments

Breasts can’t be sexual if there is a baby in the picture.

Facebook has received quite a bit of criticism the last few years over their policy on pictures involving breastfeeding.  I’m not a fan of either Facebook or Zuckerberg, but there is an absurd yet common argument that breastfeeding pictures are never … Continue reading

Posted in Denial, Modesty, Rationalization Hamster, Satire | 137 Comments

Not the real stepdad.

Not new, but new to me from the Onion:  You’re Not My Real Stepdad! You’re not the boss of me. You’re not the guy who married my mom after she got divorced. You think you can just show up and … Continue reading

Posted in Feral Females, Manosphere Humor, Satire | 50 Comments