Hitler Learns Wikileaks Released Democrat Campaign Emails

When I saw that Ecuador cut off Assange’s Internet access I decided to try my hand at satirically scripting this famous scene.  Language warning.

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42 Responses to Hitler Learns Wikileaks Released Democrat Campaign Emails

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  2. greyghost says:

    You have a sense of humor. Outstanding. Pass this around

  3. Don Quixote says:

    Loved it!
    “Now the far right has better faggots than us”

  4. Anonymous Reader says:

    Last line is kind of meh. Consider this:

    “At least we still have Wikipedia, and there’s no alternative.”

  5. Boxer says:

    lolled at “basic proficiency with email”

  6. DeNihilist says:

    “with boobs” – Brilliant!

  7. Spike says:

    “Basic proficiency with email! Awesome!

  8. Andrew Payne says:

    This was very funny. More, please.

  9. jew613 says:

    Somehow it just keeps being funny.

  10. mrteebs says:

    Outstanding. You have skills!

    This was PG-13 compared to the actual language that surely transpired at the DNC.

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  12. Mark says:

    Love it, well done.

  13. Cane Caldo says:

    “Don’t worry. Jenner has boobs too.”

    I LOL’d.

  14. Lost Patrol says:

    Beauty. I love the part where Wasserman Schultz is shown still hanging around the HQ, but all she does is cry.

  15. JasonF says:

    I thought that the video was excellent, and left a comment about this at The Conservative Tree House:

  16. “Now the far right has better faggots than us”. I laughed hard at that one.

    Calling our elections “Silly Season” isn’t that uncommon. But we’ve only got the dial up to 15. There’s more coming. The recent FBI releases has confirmed there was “SAP” classified documents on the server. That alone is an automatic felony charge. (They’re not to leave their designated locations.) FBI Director Comey’s life is toast, no matter what happens. (That’s why he really shouldn’t have taken that dive.)

    Though I have to give the Wikileaks crew credit for the “Drip, Drip, Drip” strategy. It gives a lot of time to parse through the emails and topics you don’t really think would hurt have. The Morocco Pay-for-Play has apparently sent a chunk of the Elites ballistic. (My guess is one faction got screwed over on that deal and now they know why.)

    Early voting is still on track for a D+3 to R+2 election with a large increase in Independent voting. We’re not quite there yet, but “The Trumpening Cometh” is still in play.

  17. Hugh says:

    Loved this so much!!

  18. Lovekraft says:

    Just posted this over at gab.ai.


  19. Mike says:

    Absolutely brilliant.

    Mike from UK

  20. Pretty good, Dalrock.

    “It’s why we passed campaign finance reform!” It’s exactly why they passed campaign finance reform.

  21. Dystopia Max says:

    cuckold ‘respectable’ men

    CITATION SORELY NEEDED. (note that the respectable men in the Republican primary left early, before the cucking process started in earnest)

  22. Opus says:

    It may be hilarious in America but I must say I sat there stony faced not understanding a word of either the either English or the German. As everybody knows, Assange is in London and not Berlin, Flat 3b, 3 Hans Crescent SW1 to be precise, I wish i could afford an SW1 address.

  23. Otto Lamp says:

    Great job, especially the last line.

    Speaking of youtubes, my wife showed me this one. She thought it was hilarious. I thought “what a bitch; bet he regrets marrying her now.”

    Hope this embed works…

  24. @Opus:

    That’s one of the most amazingly British responses you’ve ever posted. 🙂

  25. anon2 says:

    Heh, I watched the video before I read the fact you made it, and I did actually laugh out loud a few times.
    Very well done.

  26. Opus says:

    @Looking Glass

    I gather that you have an election that has been in progress for some two years: we have the Russian Aircraft Carrier drifting though the English Channel (La Manche to the Francophone) on its way to Syria – how useful the remnants of Empire (Cyprus in this case) is should we need to park some fighter jets at Akrotiri and a damn sight cheaper too.

    I suppose the Hitler rant where he complains about the parking at the new Pembury Hospital would be lost on everyone else reading here: I was falling about in the aisles.

  27. mrteebs says:

    @Otto Lamp

    The average woman would rate that video as outrageously over the top, in contrast to what it actually is: an accurate depiction of 75% of marriages. Particularly the Christian ones where she can accuse him of not only being insensitively frisky at all the wrong times, but unloving by putting pressure on her. Don’t you know – love doesn’t seek it’s own – and she needs her beauty rest.

    Doesn’t it feel wonderful to know you rank somewhere beneath laundry and chili dogs? If only he would have helped with the dishes.

  28. Anon says:

    At this point, I am not so sure that the media cannot fully reprogram people away from human nature….

    There are plenty of lefty MEN who will vociferously argue that Michelle Obama is prettier than Melania Trump and even Ivanka Trump…

    Yes, they will argue that tirelessly. These are white ‘males’ who are staunch Democrats, and are so well-trained in their self-aggrandizing virtue-signalling that this is what they truly think. I doubt anyone here is surprised to hear this.

  29. Red Pill Latecomer says:

    In a LTE to his local newspaper, a man says the sight of older women in yoga pants is “disturbing.” So 100s of angry women in yoga pants protest outside his house: https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2016/10/23/yoga-pants-parade-happens/QmHlXqmxuSBYTJDmvwJnLO/story.html

    Modern womyn are soooooo angry. All the time. Sooooooo angry.

  30. Lost Patrol says:


    Modern womyn are soooooo angry. All the time. Sooooooo angry.

    That short story manages to serve as a sweeping epic of what feminism hath wrought. Also, proof that patriarchy is dead – if it ever lived here at all.

    Somebody made a 7 or 8 year old boy hold a sign bearing the code phrase “I am a mangina in training.” Apparently, there was no one available to defend his rights.

  31. Lyn87 says:

    A response within the Is it too late to marry in your 30s? thread that MarcusD posted from Catholic Answers Forum cracked me up:

    … I have known more than one person that got married in their late 20’s or older right after they got out of prison. In one case WHILE he was in prison. They had nothing. No money, but they found women who love them. A friend of mine just proposed to his girlfriend a day ago and he is 31 or 32. Heck, there are women out there that support deadbeat men as if the man is going to inherit a billion dollars one day when all the man really has is a chronic unemployment and drinking problem…

    Ah… True Love at last! You can’t make this stuff up. Of course the sincere, responsible guy who asked the question doesn’t have the slightest chance of attracting the attention of the kind of “good Catholic girls” who fall for “Dark Triad” men, so there’s that. I also found it hilarious that at least one of the women mentioned fertility as if that was a problem for him (men can easily sire children in the 60’s and even later).

  32. feeriker says:

    In a LTE to his local newspaper, a man says the sight of older women in yoga pants is “disturbing.” So 100s of angry women in yoga pants protest outside his house

    This taking place in the PSDRM capitol of Boston, there is of course no possibility whatsoever that the guy called upon Smith and Wesson Security, Inc. to remove the stray, trespassing cattle from his property.

  33. feeriker says:

    Somebody made a 7 or 8 year old boy hold a sign bearing the code phrase “I am a mangina in training.”

    … the ending of which should read “by a man-hating feminista cunt.”

    Apparently, there was no one available to defend his rights.

    No doubt if anyone tried, they would be torn apart by an enraged feminista mob, with the full passive approval of legal authority.

  34. “… she’s creepier that a clown on Facebook”

    I had to replay that a few times. Props for working the timing for both Boobs and Stalin.

  35. Oscar says:

    @ MrWoot

    That’s a shame, because the list is pretty good.

  36. mrteebs says:


    The comments bring to mind Lewis’s Law, but in reverse. I.e., they justify the manosphere and Biblical Patriarchy.

  37. feeriker says:

    OT: https://www.reviveourhearts.com/true-woman/blog/10-things-your-husband-hates/

    Comments are painful.:-/

    A VERY good list.

    As for the comments, well … what else would you expect?

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