Another gem from Match.com: Sex and the single mom
Have you ever called a condom a “balloon” or introduced your latest date as “Uncle Mike” to a kid?…
Here are five things you can do to be a great mom… but also get some satisfaction.
I really love the image that accompanies this article.
Sorry, back to being a great mom. And like any great mom, you need to remove all pictures of your children from your bedroom:
All women deserve to have a bedroom that sets the mood — but that’s hard to do if it’s littered with your kids’ crayons or action figures. So, establish a rule with your children that your bedroom is a toy-free zone. And — this tip is going to break a few hearts — consider moving any framed photos of you, your kids and their dad to a more neutral zone in your pad like the living room or kitchen
And don’t forget, the revolving door works as an exit too. It’s all well and good for mommy to bring strange men home for sex, so long as they leave once they are done:
It’s 6 a.m. and your kids are waking up in an hour… only problem is, there’s a strange man sleeping peacefully in your bed, and no doubt your little tykes will freak if they see him. How can you get him to skedaddle without hurting his feelings?
All of this reminded me of a joke I saw.