Beta Husband Boot Camp.

Tired of putting up with your husband’s nauseating betaness?  Wish you had an alpha husband instead?  Not true alpha mind you, just more alpha.  You want your girlfriends to wish he would take them home with him;  you don’t want him to actually do it.

But how do you make your boring beta hubby act more alpha?  You could buy him a book on game or tell him about Married Man Sex Life and hope he follows through, but that could take forever before he starts practicing those cool alpha moves on you and you can get your tingle on.

We need to jump-start this process, and you need to be his coach.

As a public service, I’m organizing the first annual Beta Husband Boot Camp.  That’s right, you don’t have to dump that zero to get yourself a hero!  More details on the accommodations and costs involved below, but I can tell you that it will require the two of you to travel to our romantic getaway and you will need to go on a shopping spree for clothing as well.

As his coach, you will need to learn some principles of game and help him along as he changes his behavior and way of thinking.  While he is learning your role as coach will be absolutely critical.  Here is what you will need to do as his coach during boot camp:

  • Help him understand that the concept of “Fake it till you make it!”  Remember that even when the appropriate behavior feels strange to still follow through as if it were already natural.  After first changing his behavior it will eventually start to feel natural.
  • When he asserts a leadership role, accept this and follow his lead.  You don’t want to undo what he has learned in seminar by killing his confidence.  This goes for cases where he is practicing sexy moves in the bedroom.  We won’t tell you the details of each exercise in advance, because we want the two of you to practice having him lead.
  • While you are dining out, ask him to order for you.
  • Wear sexy clothes and act as if he is the center of your world, especially when in public.  Note the look of jealousy on other women’s faces as they witness your pre-selection.

Now that we have the coach role defined, on to the shopping spree!

There are several online stores you can use to buy the outfits you will need.  I don’t have permission to name the stores in the blog, but you can go to this one, this one, or this one (links LSFW).  If you prefer to shop at a different retailer that is fine, but these stores should give you a sense of the kinds of fashion you are looking for.

Logistics for Travel and Lodging:

To maintain your valuable privacy this will be a virtual boot camp, but it is very important that you leave your home and go someplace romantic for the weekend.  If you have kids, be sure to arrange for a sitter.


Space is limited so register early.  To register simply leave a comment below with the words “I want to register” (but do not leave any identifying information like your real name, email address, etc).  I will make arrangements separately with your husband to get him the curriculum.  As I mentioned this is a public service so no registration fee is required.

We want this to be as realistic as possible, so he will be instructed to play along as if you simply planned a romantic getaway.  We need to keep a sense of romance and mystery in the process, and have found that this is the only way to do this.

After the boot camp:

Buy him a book on game, and have him visit Maried Man Sex Life.

Edit: I hope you and your husband had a fantastic boot camp weekend.  Sorry about not contacting him with any explanation or instructions.  I’d make up an excuse, but that was never really part of the plan.  However, if you followed your instructions as coach you should be well on your way in the “fake it till you make it” process of reforming yourself to follow his lead.  But just to be sure, you probably should explain to him what Game is and that it is important to you that he continue in his leadership role.

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11 Responses to Beta Husband Boot Camp.

  1. Unfascinating Womanhood says:

    What book on game would you recommend? Aren’t game books about banging the most amount of women, with the least amount of effort, in the shortest amount of time?

    Not so sure I want my hubbie reading something like that…..

  2. dalrock says:

    Welcome to the blog!

    I haven’t read any game books, probably because I have a similar impression of them (right or wrong). Maybe some other posters can help here.

    To be fair, I haven’t seen any married women complaining that their husband is too beta, so there probably won’t be much demand for this tongue in cheek bootcamp. What I do see are unmarried women looking to marry and frustrated that their choices are too Beta. Haley from my blogroll comes to mind. But as you correctly point out, one should be careful how much alpha one wishes for.

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  4. Whoa! That’s a lot of link love there, much appreciated.

  5. dalrock says:

    You are very welcome.

    I thought about including a separate link to your “L Spot” post, but I thought that would give it away.

  6. Gorbachev says:

    Tongue-in-cheek noted. But this would actually be of service to lots of women. In marriages, they don’t complain, because they don’t know they’re not happy, … it just, … wears, … down.

  7. dalrock says:

    There is incredible irony in the fact that many (most?) wives would be much happier if they simply stopped trying to fix their husbands and merely allowed them to act like men. They want leaders, but are terrified of the thought that he might actually lead.

  8. Gorbachev says:

    It’s their cognitive dissonance. They don’t know they want leaders and to be submissive, themselves; they fool themselves, in order to believe their own stories.

    It’s the only way they can actually test the men.

    Also, the sexual response is programmed. It’s sub-conscious. You’re appealing to the most basic desires the female has, and she’s as able to fight them as she can fight the need for food, water, or air.

    But that said, we all like to think our decisions are conscious.

    They try to “fix” their husbands, making them into the most easily controllable Betas. What their Ginas and their hindbrains want is to be dominated, told what to do, and be controlled by men who know how to do it.

    Women who deny this are absolutely fooling themselves.

    Of course, the effect is best seen in younger women, who have less experience with rationalizing their own behavior. It’s not that they’re weak or inexperienced; it’s that they’ve not got the rationalization skills the older women have.

  9. Justin says:

    I don’t think all women are submissive by nature. I think that is a huge blind spot in most Game theorizing and techniques.

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