The crime slut

It’s classic.  A girl tells a guy that he’s her only accomplice, and meanwhile she’s pulling jobs with half the guys in town.

She’s armed, she’s dangerous, and she’s desperate to get married.

In the full episode there is a hilarious scene where they interrogate one of her dim witted accomplices named Marvin.  Marvin won’t tell them anything about her, because she is the hottest woman who has ever taken an interest in him and they were about to get married.  He says she is my lucky day and I’ve been nothing my whole life. Nobody. Only girls that would even look at me had neck hair or one eye that didn’t work right.  In an effort to get him to give her up they show him footage of her committing a crime with another man just a few hours after they picked him up.  Marvin is devastated to see her committing the same crime with someone else which she had originally planned on doing with him (from memory):

Police officer:  You do know what she is, don’t you?

Marvin:  Yeah. (ashamed pause as he admits it to himself)    She’s a crime slut.

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28 Responses to The crime slut

  1. taterearl says:

    Low valued men and low valued women always end up together.

  2. greenlander says:

    For me the video says “The uploader has not made this video available in your country.” Russians get no love, I tell ya!

  3. Bwana Simba says:

    The problem I have with this is these shows always show only “losers” getting screwed over. Look at every Hollywood marriage. You think any of those chicks aren’t sluts? Yet some alpha male actor married them. Same with a shitload of military marriages. The moral: more times than not, marriage is a fool’s errand.

  4. taterearl says:

    Every actress is a slut. Most marriages in Hollywood are just for the storyline.

    At least Clooney knows better than to get married.

  5. Zorro says:

    I think Clooney was married and divorced. Lesson learned. 1989 – 1993 to an actress. Big mistake.

  6. Brendan says:

    Indeed he was married. He has stolidly said “never again”, and has stood by that, despite being in liaisons with some very hot women who tried to get him to budge. Of course, he is one of the highest SMV men on the planet as well.

  7. lzozozzoolzoz

    HEY dalorock!!!

    Juvenal, though a pagan, captured the spirit of the modern fmeinistes chruchians!!!

    Juvenal wrote, “But most intolerable of all is the woman who as soon as she has sat down to dinner commends Virgil, pardons the dying Dido, and pits the poets against each other, putting Virgil in the one scale and Homer in the other. The grammarians make way before her; the rhetoricians give in; the whole crowd is silenced: no lawyer, no auctioneer will get a word in, no, nor any other woman; so torrential is her speech that you would think that all the pots and bells were being clashed together. Let no one more blow a trumpet or clash a cymbal: one woman will be able to bring succour to the labouring moon! 48 She lays down definitions, and discourses on morals, like a philosopher; thirsting to be deemed both wise and eloquent, she ought to tuck up her skirts knee-high,49 sacrifice a pig to Silvanus,50 and take a penny bath.51 Let not the wife of your bosom possess a special style of her own; let her not hurl at you in whirling speech the crooked enthymeme! Let her not know all history; let there be some things in her reading which she does not understand. I hate a woman who is for ever consulting and poring over the “Grammar” of Palaemon,52 who observes all the rules and laws of language, who quotes from ancient poets that I never heard of, and corrects her unlettered 53 female friends for slips of speech that no man need trouble about: let husbands at least be permitted to make slips in grammar! There is nothing that a woman will not permit herself to do, nothing that she deems shameful, when she encircles her neck with green emeralds, and fastens huge pearls to her elongated ears: there is nothing more intolerable than a wealthy woman. Meanwhile she ridiculously puffs out and disfigures her face with lumps of dough; she reeks of rich Poppaean 54 unguents which stick to the lips of her unfortunate husband. Her lover she will meet with a clean-washed skin; but when does she ever care to look nice at home? It is for her lovers that she provides the spikenard, for them she buys all the scents which the slender Indians bring to us. In good time she discloses her face; she removes the first layer of plaster, and begins to be recognisable. She then laves herself with that milk for which she takes a herd of she-asses in her train if sent away to the Hyperborean pole. But when she has been coated over and treated with all those layers of medicaments, and had those lumps of moist dough applied to it, shall we call it a face or a sore?” –The Ways of Women Satire 6. lzozozolzozozozolzoz

  8. I sometimes worry that my unplugging a certain stripe of men, giving them red pill knowledge and applicable Game, will lead to them becoming a rube for the women they still idealize in their former blue pill beta minds.

    Dream Girls & Children with Dynamite

  9. deti says:

    Clooney was married for 4 years from 1989 to 1993 to a little known actress named Talia Balsam, before he became superstar famous. According to Balsam’s wikipedia entry, Clooney said in an interview that at that point he probably should not have been married, and he “probably didn’t give Talia a fair shot”.

    And he has said publicly on more than one occasion he will never marry again. He has no interest in having children.

    So Clooney doesn’t strike me as a guy who got burned in a bad marriage. He just isn’t interested in marriage or fatherhood at all, and never really has been. He sounds like a guy who knows marriage just isn’t for him, and he should not be married because it wouldn’t be fair to him or any woman. But then again as Brendan pointed out, Clooney’s SMV is stratospheric. That’s not likely to change anytime soon. He doesn’t need to marry. He can have any kind of relationship he wants with just about any woman he wants, on his terms.

  10. M3 says:

    i got the “The uploader has not made this video available in your country.” too.. will try using a proxy later.

    tho i get the jist of it.. funny stuff.

  11. Lib Arts Major Making $31k a Year at an Office Job says:

    @Rollo

    No, the risk in unplugging a certain stripe of Men is that they see how horrible their situation is and how much of their life has been wasted (and subsequently will continue to be wasted), so they opt-out and suicide or go on a killing spree.

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    every day our ranks are groriwgz!!!!!!!

    “Everybody unplugs in their own way.

    This was mine.

    In the throes of divorce I stumbled on this article while reading tech news:”

    http://gregariouswolf.wordpress.com/2013/01/11/the-post-that-led-me-to-the-manosphere/

  13. Cane Caldo says:

    @Rollo

    I sometimes worry that my unplugging a certain stripe of men, giving them red pill knowledge and applicable Game, will lead to them becoming a rube for the women they still idealize in their former blue pill beta minds.

    Is that so… I recall a few months back I expressed this same concern

    I’m worried about the guy who successfully Games himself into a bad woman, and then has to live with the consequences. This isn’t a big deal for the player. He just moves on. For the Christian who gets married this could be catastrophic. His options are:

    1) Up his Game, that is keep pumping his self-esteem. (Which, we should note, is having a deleterious effect on players. Roissy is gone. David DeAngelo is all sorts of weird. Mystery is a paternity headcase. Neil Strauss has moved into mysticism. Krauser had started to go sort of “transcendant”, but has gone back to focusing on Street Game.)

    2) Divorce and/or affairs

    3) Try to turn his bad choice into a good wife.

    While the prescriptions of Paul, Peter, and the OT are good, they are meant to work in tandem. The woman has to do her part. I realize many here do not think I have said this, but I have many, many times)

    and for which you decided to label me a “concern troll”.

    While I have no doubt that Cane Caldo is a concern troll, I think I understand why he, and others like him, are reluctant to endorse a christianized form of Game. They feel as though by employing Game they are wresting control away from God in matters of how they deal with women.

    If we are to trust God in all things, then why would Game ever be necessary? [...] This is the rationale absolutists like Cane Caldo have. Pray the need for Game away.

    Of course, that condescending minimalism is not what I said. What’s remarkable is how long it took you to catch up, when I’ve been giving it to you good and strong since my guest post here.

  14. Frank says:

    I guarantee that was a real life documentary. Or at least based on a true story.

  15. Martian Bachelor says:

    “…one of the chief charms of woman lies precisely in the fact that they are dishonourable, i.e., that they are relatively uncivilized. In the midst of all the puerile repressions and inhibitions that hedge them round, they continue to show a gipsy spirit. No genuine woman ever gives a hoot for law if law happens to stand in the way of her private interest. She is essentially an outlaw, a rebel, what H. G. Wells calls a nomad.”
    – H.L. Mencken

    Hey, if you act like a dumbshit, women will treat you as an equal.

  16. Walt says:

    GBFM is a true original. Brilliant in creating and promulgating a unique dialect. The net effect on me is always a smile and appreciation. “Butthexed” will one day appear in the OED, and not flag the MS Word spell check.

  17. Huggums says:

    @GBFM and @Dalrock

    Interesting quote, GBFM. It calls to mind this video I just saw and echos the theology salad held therein. I love the pump fake. “Women being allowed to serve in their communities”? As if they aren’t already allowed to that. Or they can only do that if they’re allowed to be priests. She also ignores the teaching of 1 Timothy 2:12. I’m not Catholic, so if any Catholics can help parse through the rest of what she said.

  18. Apples and oranges Cane.

    I wrote Dream Girls long before you did your guest post, but if you insist on quoting me out of context, let me clarify. While we both are concerned about the negative fallout a less than red-pill-internalized guy might suffer (a.k.a. Children with Dynamite) your concern for advocating a christianized form of Game was couched in the fear of men turning away from God’s will and “relying upon your own understanding” (i.e. Game) to get with the Dream Girl who may not be the best thing for him.

    It’s much easier to say a woman wasn’t God’s Will after the divorce. Manifest destiny is what it is.

  19. Cane Caldo says:

    @Rollo

    I wrote Dream Girls long before you did your guest post

    Well, so it is. My apologies for perverting the timeline: You were a concern troll, then you were a contrary troll, and now you’re a concern troll again. We’ve saved a dwarf for you, back in the cave.

    your concern for advocating a christianized form of Game was couched in the fear of men turning away from God’s will and “relying upon your own understanding” (i.e. Game) to get with the Dream Girl who may not be the best thing for him.

    Yes. If they’re own understanding could get them there, they wouldn’t be here, and those players I mentioned wouldn’t be where they are. Besides: the fact is that most men don’t want to be alpha in the Dark Triad sense that Game advocates, (They may want the option of the results, but they don’t want the rest.) and I think they don’t want to be little Kim Kardashian-like Mystery men for very good reason: It’s pathetic.

    It’s much easier to say a woman wasn’t God’s Will after the divorce. Manifest destiny is what it is.

    Quite an attempt at a re-frame. Everything that happens is within God’s will, as His will cannot be thwarted. You’ve confused “will” with “desire”. Why?

  20. No guns, plea bargains, or percentages of the take for crime sluts.

  21. greyghost says:

    I have faith in the beta male. Beta men can be armed ,have the keys to the pussy, and still do the right thing. Beta males will live by god’s law with out having even heard of god. Some of you all here sound like a bunch of black leaders telling their “people” that they are too helpless to handle freedom and the responsibility that comes with it argueing for gun control because you keep shooting other.

  22. Sounds like most of the women I dated in college.

  23. Hisoj says:

    in one way or another, they are all whores.

  24. You’ve confused “will” with “desire”. Why?

    Rhetorical?

    Should be.

  25. drunicusrex says:

    A little bit of game and a little bit of knowledge are always far better than none, just as a .38 caliber revolver is better than being completely unarmed, if one is being mugged.
    And a little bit of freedom is better than being trapped in a cage of lies.

  26. Stoic says:

    @Cane Caldo

    I don’t really see how Rollo is being a concern troll. It is a very real concern that even if we could give every beta the red pill, they would still eventually break down and marry a slut. That’s the big problem with the marriage strike, the strike only lasts until the betas finally give in to the 30+ year old hags and marry them.

  27. b-166-er says:

    Patrice O’Neal, last interview.

    Every point he makes is not only valid, but they even get verified by the black female sitting right next to him. His observation of the difference between white and black women AND WHY is so simple and beautiful it could be expressed as a mathematical equation.

    Also, about halfway through he mentions the role of “The Uniform” and the key effect it has on game, relationships and the sexual market place.

    The concept of “the uniform” really needs to be understood because it drives so much behavior. And its very destructive because as guys, we choose the hot woman (the uniform) and forget that she gotta go straight to the mail room and lick envelopes

    We get fooled because we allow her to start on the 40th floor BECAUSE of the effect “her uniform” has on OTHER PEOPLE!

    (((SHAKIN MY HEAD)))

    So many guys get destroyed because they let a bitch join the company as VICE PRESIDENT!

    And its all because of that “uniform” they did nothing to earn! If you tolerate these bitches, you deserve to have your company destroyed.

    BTW, theres a lot of white people walkin around doing the same thing. Checkin and collectin based on that God Damn “uniform”; they got no skills, they missin, let me see ya box, you swingin like a girl…

    Then they walk up to me and say, “hey coon, you got my money?”
    (((shakin my head)))

    I knew there was a connection between game and racism; I knew it!

    Maybe guys who refuse to accept game deserve to be destroyed?

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