Things my wife says.

On the changes to Dexter (less killings, more drama):

Why do they have to chickify every show we like!  If women don’t want to watch it, then let them go have an estrogen moment somewhere else!

Blurted out when asked for her opinion on a shell (topper) for our pickup truck (perhaps it was a tad on the redneck side):

If we buy that one, everyone will think we are driving into town for a pie eating contest.

On Bitchy Women/Girls:

Do you want to end up 40 and divorced?

On Bitchy Men:

Man bitchiness is like broccoli on ice cream. It’s disgusting, unacceptable, and downright wrong.

On men who don’t stand up to their wives:

Balless

On men who are too controlling over their wives:

Asshole

Note: By my informal count the ratio of balless to asshole men appears to be about 4-1.  Also note her own take on the whole Alpha Beta spectrum (the first letters even match).

On women who are too controlling of their husbands:

I wonder if she ever lets him have his balls back.

On golf:

Golf is the sport men play because their wives let them play it.  They should do something more manly.

Dating advice to our newborn son after learning about her brother’s latest girlfriend:

Stay away from cougars!

On a group of especially bitchy 13 year old girls:

Future ex wives of America club.

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13 Responses to Things my wife says.

  1. I love them. Your wife is great.

  2. OneSTDV says:

    Some people don’t need to read Roissy to understand the hidden truths of gender dynamics.

  3. (R)Evolutionary says:

    Perfect.

  4. J says:

    Funny stuff….

    Golf is the sport men play because their wives let them play it. They should do something more manly.

    Businessmen play golf because it’s a sport that can be played while discussing business, as well as a sport that a man can play for most of his life and not be at a disadvantage when playing with younger players. A 30 year old with something to sell can discretely let a 60 year old prospective client win without losing face. Golf is an important part of networking for some men. Additionally, it’s one of the few sports a man can play with a woman or kids, so you often see couples/families golfing together.

  5. dalrock says:

    I agree that plenty of manly men play golf. I think one of the guys I hunt with (an executive) does at times. But you’ll have to take it up with Mrs Dalrock.

  6. J says:

    LOL.

    But seriously, next time you channel surf past a golf match on TV look to see who the advertisers are–financial institutions and golf equipment makers. It speaks to just who plays golf. You can’t do business unless you play. Client entertainment revolves around it.

  7. Gorbachev says:

    Your wife summarizes Roissysphere quite artfully.

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  11. jz says:

    Golf is the sport men play because their wives let them play it. They should do something more manly.

    Your wife sounds like she’s talking out of school. Has she ever been to a golf course.?

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